We had a little Halloween Film Night and watched The First Omen (2024) - we were underwhelmed. Because we wasted Halloween with it and according to Google Analytics no one is reading this blog apart from us, this post ended up more like just a collection of our less than positive opinions on the movie rather than the usual tidy review. So, if someone other than us is reading this, there will be snark and SPOILERS, and no Verdict in the end. You have been warned.
Film Review: Eli (2019)
Netflix keeps recommending Eli (2019), and we finally watched it. Now, we're reviewing it. Warning: SPOILERS.
Eli suffers from a mysterious illness that forces him to live isolated from the outside world. His parents, Rose and Paul, believe they finally found a cure in Dr Horn's research. The family travels to her isolated clinic, where Eli is the only patient. At first, he's happy, but then the haunting starts...
Film Review: The Conjuring 2 (2016)
And here's the last, for now, of my The Conjuring reviews: The Conjuring 2 (2016). This time, Ed and Lorraine Warren go spread their Christian love to London, where a certain demonic nun has been causing trouble. Needless to say, there will be SPOILERS.
Film Review: The Conjuring (2013)
Since I’ve recently reviewed the Annabelle trilogy and The Nun (2018), and had already reviewed The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It, I thought I might as well review the other 2 The Conjuring movies. I re-watched the first one and was surprised to find it somewhat better than I remembered, but it was still far from perfect. I also found it hard to ignore the allegations about the Warrens when they were doing their lovey dovey idealized Christian couple shtick. Needless to say, there will be SPOILERS.
Annabelle: Trilogy Review
No one likes creepy dolls in their house because they tend to be possessed by evil supernatural creatures eager to wreak havoc on whomever is unfortunate enough to find themselves in their vicinity. Well, Annabelle doesn't care what you want; and if you try to run, her demon buddy will drag you right back so he can eat your SOUL! I've watched all 3 Annabelle movies and here are my reviews. Warning: SPOILERS.
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